Letter from an Old Friend

Jeff,

    Hey dude, what’s going on with you?  I don’t care if you fool around with Deanna or Audrey, but if you want something from me you’ll get it.  If you don’t then, hey man, it’s cool with me.  I really don’t like people watching me and what I’m doing.  If you want to know what room I’m in it’s in the front of the house to your right in the upstairs bedroom.  Sorry if this is sloppy, but I’m writing this lying down.  You know when you were blowing in my ear, you were too late, I was already horny.  I get horny just standing next to you.  Well goodbye, write me a note and give it to Audrey.

                                                           Love, Stephanie

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